Do I Believe in Conspiracies? Hell Yeah!

Too many people have been labled as crazy in believing in conspiracies. I mean, shit, you can't go to reddit without getting downvoted and attacked with "tin foil hat" comments. However, I'm not a guy who dwells on what the popular opinion is. I am not a karma whore or a guy that serves to repeat and reuse the "popular" opinion.. I, for one, believe in conspiracies. I'll take one example in the past. President Richard Nixon was involved in one. He was involved in Watergate, and yes you guessed it, a conspiracy. This happened 50 years ago but I cannot think that similar things have happened today. So, yes, I believe in conspiracies and I believe that the elites of the world are working against us to build a new world in their image. Call me Black Alex Jones but I cannot just sit back and think that the Elites would never think of abusing their power in order to fit self-interest. So, yes, I believe

Breastfeeding in public is a no-no

Should we ban it or not?

I just laugh whenever these things are discussed. Seems to me that both parties as Jason Solomon of Solomonster would say have "their panties all sandy." However, there's one thing that both parties fail to consider: the mothers can easily just produce formula AND then put it on a bottle. Why do babies have to be only fed in the breast? Milk out the formula and put it in the bottle before you go out with your baby. This is simple common sense in my opinion. We don't need to have this heated debate with the subject that has a simple solution. What is wrong with getting a baby to drink out of a bottle?

Well, I just jailbreaked my iPhone

After my old iPod went AWOL, I was left with no jailbroken devices. In fact it took a while to get an app to jailbreak a ios7-fueled device. Now that I have the beauty to download any app I please without digging deep into my pockets, what apps are there?

Why the WWE will be in a better state when Vince leaves

Let's face it. Ever since Vince Mcmahon put the WWE on the national map in the 80s, the sky was the limit. The wrestling giants just seem to keep growing and growing. Vince is the reason for this, but the WWE is better off without the man behind the plan
1. Steph is already handling the marketing side of the company.
While Vince shows no signs of retiring, he'll have the company in better hands regardless. Stephanie McMahon has been involved with the company since the mid-90s so she isn't just a spoiled rich girl. I doubt she'll need the presence of Daddy to do her job as well as him.
2. HHH is at the helm
Love him or hate him, Triple H have been involved a lot more than ever backstage. He has been able to breed guys like the Shield, the Wyatts, Daniel Bryan, and the rejuvenated Bad News Barrett. A gift to the crowd that keeps on giving. All these guys are either in the upper midcard or main eventing. Also, the weekly NXT taping does not fail to disappoint with the crowd actually giving a shit and some main guys from the rosters coming in to work with a Adrian Neville or Tyler Breeze.
3. He's out of touch
The man seems to be behind so many illogical gimmicks and finishes. I mean he let BROCK LESNER beat the Undertaker at WM30. He also have that Rusev guy with his blonde bimbo, Lana telling us how great Russia is and how shit the US is. (WTF, is this 1980). None of these bookings made little to no sense and left tears and complete anger in wrestling fans' mind. If someone younger and fresh with ideas (see: HHH) can come in and do the job, wrestling fans would be a little hopeful of their company.
4. He made CM Punk quit
One of wrestling dark days came when we learned that CM Punk was on a plane back home to Chicago. If Vince was truly the be-all end-all, he could've given him a better storyline for him rather than the proposed Punk/HHH match that went nowhere for the 36-year old the first time around. I'm sure a Jim Cornette would've gone to Chicago himself and kicked Mr. Brooks' ass but he would've been able to piece together a storyline for Punk.
5. The WWE is in the NYSE
The WWE will always have buyers in the NYSE. I'm pretty sure if Vince and his family said "Fuck It", they can sell their shares to a number of buyers in the NYSE.
6. He's Old
Even Vince Sr. walked away from the "sport", Vince should know that he can't do this forever. WM30 should've been Vince's last as he will prolly not make it 40. The man has a history of steroid abuse. I mean, just tell me how a 70-year old man can have a body like he can. Moreover, just like many wrestlers, his time will come sooner rather than later. Why not just live out your last days riding the sunset rather than shouting at Michael Cole on the headset?

With the stock market not being kind to WWE, it would be better for Vince to step down. Many fans and dirtshit writers will wonder why but the sane ones will understand.

Why I Love/Like Girls With Long Hair

It is not really a secret to most since studies have shown guys like girls with long hair. The girls with the pixies and the bobs or anything not considered "long" is prolly having headaches and asking themselves "why". Well, I can't speak for most guys but I can speak for myself. The reason I like long haired girls are simple:
1. It shows off the integrity these girls have
Long hair doesn't grow over night. It can months, sometimes years, sometimes decades to grow. I personally like to think that these girls have integrity. They work hard to get those follicles moving down their back. These girls prolly diet in the most hardcore way possible. It is a trophy for their hard work and effort they put in their hairs.
2. Frames their face
It kinda is a "tune-up" if a girl's face is decent or ugly. Having long hair can improve their looks. For example, Google Amber Rose. The results will show two different pictures of her: one with long hair, and one with baldish hair. Personally, I think when she has hair THAT short she looks like a lovechild of Dr. Evil and Britney Spears. Not a look for her to try on.
3. You can "play" with it
Kinda rated R here but that is the truth. You can't do a hairjob with shoulder-length hair. Kind of the beneficiary of having sex, yes. You can sometimes do without but it can make it better. Proof: search hairjob on some porn sites.
4. There's a lot of it
Obviously, LOL

That is basically it. Of course, I'm only speaking for myself but I don't doubt it is true for other guys. Just keep growing girls and then you too will notice the difference

Van Gaal doing the business

Once again Van Gaal has shown his skills in the transfer market. Unlike a certain head coach who will remain nameless (Moyes **cough** **cough**), Van Gaal was able to snap up a central midfielder that Man U had been longing for ever since Paul Scholes retired. We have been linked with 25-year old Ander Herrera for centuries it seems and we were able to get him for 35M (his release clause). According to some reports, his team, Athletic Bilbao, was hesitant in letting him go but our bid matched his release clause so they had no choice. I hope this is the first of many transfers as we need to strengthen other aspects of the squad to compete with the likes of Man C, Liverpool, Arsenal (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't believed I typed that), and of course Chelsea.